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Marv Anderson Asked 8 years ago
Hi, Guys,
This is kind of long, but it fits your situation pretty well, I think.
Allan was invited to a convention of professional comics. After dinner, a man stood up and shouted out "23", and the room erupted in laughter. Then another man stood up and shouted "113", and again the room broke up. A third man stood up and yelled "85", which was greeted with dead silence.
Allan asked his host "What happened?", and his friend said "Some people just can't tell a joke."
Maybe you can use it.
Marv
Alois Rosario Answered 8 years ago
Thanks Marv. I will run it past our resident joke teller (A.K.A. Jeff)
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Jeff Plumb from PingSkills Posted 8 years ago
That's pretty good Marv. It involves numbers and humour so who wouldn't laugh at that? I might use it on the next Friday Funnies!
Jean Balthazar Posted 8 years ago
"I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle."
"I wanna hang a map of the world at my house. Then I wanna stick pins in the locations that I've traveled to. But first I have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load stuff into a truck."
"You know you can't please all the people all the time, and last night, all of those people were at my show."
Got to love Mitch Hedberg.
Jeff Plumb from PingSkills Posted 8 years ago
Nice Jean!
Jacl Allred Posted 8 years ago
I don't get it